I am sorry, but I really cannot help myself doing up this spoof book cover over the recent high profile sex and corruption court case involving ex Central Narcotics Bureau (CNB) Chief Ng Boon Gay and IT executive Cecilia Sue Siew Nang.
Their real-life drama in the courtroom has so many parallels with the top-selling erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Grey.
Fifty Shades of Gay (Singapore)
Fake Synopsis:
Fifty Shades of Gay follows Cecilia Sue Siew Nang, a 36-year-old IT executive who handles government accounts for IT services. At a pub in Tanjong Pagar, Cecilia met and befriended 46-year-old Ng Boon Gay, an incredibly successful and powerful policeman who is the head honchu of the Central Narcotics Bureau in Singapore. Cecilia is instantly attracted to Gay, but also finds him intimidating. As a result she stumbles through four occasions when Gay requested for oral sex in four different car parks near his workplace. Cecilia also send some SMSes to Gay to ask “Shes’ Home?” and “Do you DIY?” but they were typo errors.
Fifty Shades of Gay will not be coming to a book store near you soon, but you can visit the local courtrooms to witness it LIVE. 
